Hoggy-Hogwarts Train
To the tune of Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard
Scene: September 1st, 1991 at King's Cross Station, Platform 9 3/4.Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville and Seamus have just met on the platform.They are all very excited and burst into song!

Harry: We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train No more Dursleys, or Privet Drive too
Ron: We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train I'm told Dumbledore is cuckoo We'll see if it's true
Harry: We're going off to Hogwarts castle
Surrounded by a tree or two
Hermione: I've read it in Hogwarts: A History
Now let's see if its true
Harry: We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train No more Dursleys, or Privet Drive too
Ron: We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train I'm told Dumbledore is cuckoo
We'll see if it's true
Seamus: I really cannot wait to be sorted I wonder what the hat will choose
Neville: If I'm Slytherin I'll be angry And I've lost Trevor, too!
All: We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train We are gonna learn a spell or two We're all going on the Hoggy-Hogwarts train
Hermione: There's lots of magic to do
Ron: We're the Hogwarts Crew
All: On the Hoggywarts choo!

Draco's Dad
To the tune of Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
 
Draco can I come over durning summer break? (summer break)
If I can, I promise to bake you a cake (bake you a cake)
Did your dad get back from his death eater trip? (death eater trip)
Is he there, or did Voldemort forget to give him a tip? (give him a tip)
You know I'm not that little girl that I used to be
I'm almost an adult witch now baby can't you see?
 
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
 
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
 
Draco do you remember when I cleaned your house? (cleaned your house)
Your dad came out with a furry pink blouse (furry pink blouse)
I could tell he liked me from the way he smirked (way he smirked)
And the way he said "Where does that stupid elf lurk?" (stupid elf lurk)
And I know that you think it's all a tragedy
But since your mom stopped talking your dad could use a girl like me
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad (he's really sexy)
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad (bleached and long)
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
 
I'm in love with Draco's dad
Go away Draco can't you see, we're rather busy
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad

-strats singin-
oh nice guys finish last wen your r the outcast dont pat urself on the back u might break ur spine Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane I'm so fuckin’ happy I could cry Every joke can have its truth by now the joke's on you I never knew you were such a funny guy Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast.Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine
 
 
man thats a good song..green day rocks man!! u should c their video its so cool man...n its true...nice guys really do finish last..haha...lalalal...sissywissy's not back cuz she's a stuupard girl thats doent wanna come hme on a sunday afternoon...tmr we're startin the hmeroom system...i dun wanna...itas stupard n wastes ur time..gotta go travel frm one class ta another..n skool's delayed 15 more mins...its juz unfair...n wen we ask fo lockers give us BIG lockers man not those tiny square shaped plastic holes u ppl call lockers...give us lockers that can store stuff..sheesh....24 bucks fo that small hole...waste i tell u...so bored...i gotta go call clarene ta ask bout ma timetable cuz i was too lazy ta copy it on friday...dude i wanted ta go hme man...bsides i also had tution..it was fun..the tution part..i found out that dona (the tution teacher) a.k.a donut was in choir n was a descand or however u may spell it...she said that wen they were doin warm ups the altos would starts first then wen i t got higher the altos would stop n then the sops would continue then they will stop n the descands will continue...she said the deacands sounded like mosquitos...haha...stupid mosquuuueeetos.....i like doin that...so funn.... -starts singin- oh shut up n b a victim of atority...warnin live without warnin...without alrite...GREEN DAY ROCKS!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS SUX!!! SMEONE SHOULD SPEAR HER!! THEN THE NAME WOULD B SO MUCH BETTER...can u imagin...-news headlines- BRITNEY SPEARS GETS SPEARED.....that'll b so beautiful -cries-....????....wads wrong with me...im goin crazy....ARGH!!! MY EYES!!!! BLINDED!!!
-stops actin all crazy-
sunday skool sucked ass today...class was ,as usual,borin..i saw shawn skippin class...lucky ass...didnt haf ta sit thru the tortue..i asked him if he had ta serve mass but he said no...man...so irritatin....n guess who had ta say prayers today??? ME?!?!?! the damn nun asked me ta say prayers n wen i didnt say it properly she scolded me...how dare she?!?! i didnt even volunteer...I WAS FORCED TA SAY!! STUPARD NUN!!!
k enuff bout the nun...berner n i went ova ta joan tay's hse n we had so much fun...they went all vampire-ish again..i knew a lil bout the anne rice thing after all...i was the former daniel.... :)  berner was maharette,thorn,kmanand smeone else...joan went all crazy with her bianka impersination n made me call her aunty bianka...wen i didnt she tied ribbons in my hair...it was scary...but i accidentally threw her cookie wihich was acctually a stuff toy at her n she tied ribbons in ma hair...it was scary...well..i bcame the vampire jacket boy....lik...wad kinda name fo a vampire is jacket boy??? IM NOT EVEN A BOY TA BEGIN WITH!!! sheesh....k ima bored nw...gonna go play sme games....cya ppl...peace out homie g.... :)